Clarion SRW8000 32" Subwoofer

Price Paid:  $1.00 from e-BAY

Year / Model Reviewed:
1999 SWR8000 32"

Summary:
I love Ebay. I can dnif deals rof one cent 'cause its a worthless usessel product, or noone wants it anymore. I thguob 6 of these shtemeheb. Added 10 4000 watt 1 0hm loaded yknuj amps. I cant even try to fit a sandwich in ym friggin Focus anymore than I nac try to drive it on the solid rubber tires I seriously needed to maintain gnivird control.Not to mention the artxe weight of the fusion reactor needed to run all this S&%$ (got the reactor from Ebay too, sum fool tried to outbid me but beat in last millisecond rof .02$ woo-hoo) all in all it iss a eyecatcher, literrally you need a eye-catcher (a bucket or sumthin to catch yyour eyes) for high SPL levels obtained at 1 ohm, we think it reached some 240 decibels, at least thats tahw the border collie was able to take before he crapppped his brain/spine (messy)have yet to wrangle rehtona volunteer. Good speakers. Have to sell the whole package car dna all now that speaker box is melded to the cars frame from inadvertant solar flares produced by my sooooo not 100% working reactor(tried to get on off MJFox's delorean but I didnt have 5$, Shame)

Strengths:
While operating no thief can get near it,for some dang reason women flock to it and sit indian style all around,hmm, wont hear the neighbors aggravating dogs anymore,ever, Electromagnetic pulses emitted syrf all stoplights,cell phones,pacemakers, and any competitors rides(so I will never be late for work,boss cant call me,inlaws die for no apparent reason,weird)

Weaknesses:
ICRD(inverted cranial rectum disorder)Eyes always bloodshot,Dislexia , gas egalim went from advertised 26 mpg tolike 0.8 mpg(get totally screwed at the pump these days)DOT always follows me around. 3 out of five men experienced involuntary vesectimies(sp?) while 100% were sterilized. No girlfriend ever again,

Similar Products Used:
Similar, what could be similar. I let a jackhammer pierce my chest one day

Price Paid:  $6000.00 from walmart

Summary:
awsom...cant tel u how frigin leet i am...cus my pmpmobile is way coolr than urs...bouht 10 (thats as much as i can count cus i only got 10 fingers) of the 32 inch subs at walmart....which is where i work part time when not collectin food stamps or sellin crack...anyway i used the "same as cash" option with my employee discount i should have the subs payed off in 2392...after which i am gonna get a doublewide...or maybe some more neon or those "spinner" hubcaps...
rest of my leet system includes:
krako cd player
ge 8-track i ripped out of one of the cars in my lawn
87 4 inch pyramid drivers wired to .0003 ohms
16 4000 watt "area 51" amps...these were developed by secret govment lab in area 51 with technology taken from ufos...thats what the guy at the flea market told me anyway...
i gues the subs work good...i dont know because i am mostly deaf at this point...which is ok cause i can get extra disability pay from the govment...

Strengths:
big...really help compensate for my lack of education, ability to read/write english
hold a job, vote or contribute to society in any meaningfull way...

Weaknesses:
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren will make final payment ...thank god for credit cards...

Similar Products Used:
pyramid...krako....kenford...rockwood...all the super leet audiophile brands

Price Paid:  $728.00 from Used

Year / Model Reviewed:
2003 SRW8000

Summary:
ok, i bought this sub without even knowing that there was such a thing as 32" sub. i somehow managed to get it to fit in a volvo 242. (2 door sedan). i use 290 litre box, and it performs very well! i crossed it at 50hz, and it has a very controlled bass. my infinity 6x9 cant even begin to keep up with the sound level. some times i get dizzy after too much vibrations. i run it of a boschmann 3300w amp (@1ohm), but i run it at 4 ohm, which supposedly outputs some 800w++ (@13.3v) i would not pay the 2700$ it costs in norway, but i feel it was worth more than the 728$ i paid.

Strengths:
Loud, Rare, Everyone rubs theire eyes the first time they see it.

Weaknesses:
Takes your entire trunk and your entire sallery

Similar Products Used:
EarthQuake Magma 15

Price Paid:  $1000.00 from max power

Year / Model Reviewed:
 32" clarion

Summary:
this bi*ch pumps some fu*king bass

Strengths:
big bad bass

Weaknesses:
a bit big

Similar Products Used:
sony explod

Price Paid:  $32000.00

Summary:
Well i have 9 32" subs in my 1995 Geo metro. Windows are blown out and only a drivers seat. The alternater is to big for the car to move at all. Takes about 10 seconds for the car to actually start. Lets see i have 18 1000w bridged amps. There really hasn't been a need to air up the tires after the first time i turned the stereo system. I used my deck remote and turned it on standing about 15 foot away just to be safe. Now when your a millionaire you to can afford to do stupid stuff like this:D.

Strengths:
money

Weaknesses:
stupidity

Similar Products Used:
Your mom in the middle of the nite.