Rolls Royce Silver Seraph

Price Paid:  $900000.00 from Snobland Rolls Royce

Year / Model Reviewed:
2002 Rolls Royce Silver Seraph

Strengths:
Proves you are rich and therefore better than everyone else.

Weaknesses:
Only costs $900,000. Why not just make it a million, so you could prove even more that poor people are worthless and deserve to die?

Summary:
This is a great car for us rich snobby jerks who could use our incredible wealth to help all those poor people in need, but instead choose to spend obnoxious amounts of money on cars. I like to use my powerful V-12 to run down homeless people and poor people. I also like to wreck my Rolls into cheap Toyotas and laugh because I know I can pay to repair mine, but the poor sob cannot. Overall, I use my Rolls Royce to cause great pain, suffering, harm, and humiliation to all of the poor people of the world whom I could help because I am so damn rich, but I choose not to because I am so damn selfish. A great car.

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Ferrari, Lambourghini, Private Rocket Fuel Dragster, Private Leer Jet, Stretch Limousine.

Price Paid:  $2150000.00 from Bernie''s Carmart

Strengths:
Hand crafted steer wheeling from taiwan, Automatic wine dispenser, Imitation corinthian leather seats, spacious trunk.

Weaknesses:
Poor off road capabilities. No partition between front and back seats, which can be a pain in the ass if our butler is high on crack and overly talkative.

Summary:
Honestly, I expected more out of a car for $200,000. I hear a pinging sound when I top it out at about 120 miles an hour.

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1980 Chevy Citation. Also still own an El Camino which is a great all purpose vehicle.

Price Paid:  $250000.00

Strengths:
Charles says he loves driving this machine, I just love watching Charles.

Weaknesses:
lack of HIDs
Wool carpetting
BMW v-12

Summary:
There's notthing like blasting the radio on a Mexican station, the trumpets and the tuba never sounded better, the look you get on Sunset worth all the money.

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2000 Bently red label, 81 Chevy Chevette.

Price Paid:  $1.00

Strengths:
Interier,the looks,the looks you get from people looking at the car and hand made quality,and of corse its great ride

Weaknesses:
NOTHIN

Summary:
I think you should buy this car becuase of its exellent interier, its smooth ride and its hand made reliabilty so if you are a big spender and are able to dish out around $200,000 to 250,000 i think you should buy this well made and reliably car.So for i haven't had any problems and i am happy i bought this great car!!

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i also have a bently and i think that this car has a better interier but the bently has the better looks

Price Paid:  $226000.00

Strengths:
Great engine. Quiet ride. Trust me you will feel great in this car. This is the best of the British.

Weaknesses:
Price if your not rich.

Summary:
This is the best car in the world. No car can match this car as of now. I wounder will the Mercedes Maybach change my mind.

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Mercedes S600 or Bentley Arnage is the best thing to buy if you can't afford the Seraph. Both have nice rides. BMW 750il or Lexusls400 is for the lower classes.